thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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