Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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