super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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