normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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