god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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