I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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