I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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