with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
