Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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