no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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