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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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