We won't sleep together?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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