I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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