I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
