it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
