glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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