Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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