I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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