Someone shit on the floor
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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