Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I didn't shave. On purpose
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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