I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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