we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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