What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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