Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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