I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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