What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I wish you could order shots online.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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