Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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