The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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