It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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