I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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