He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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