Define "chronic" masturbator.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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