I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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