Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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