every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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