He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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