is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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