Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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