Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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