every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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