i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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