So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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