Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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