I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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