the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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