I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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