I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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