Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
