I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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