found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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