Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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