i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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